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Is There a God?
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Re: Is There a God?
« Reply #1 on: 10 October 2010, 07:53:17 »
It's a trick question right?  Because there are many gods.  Each with his/her/it's own niche to exist in.  God as I understand her doesn't give a damn about 'obedience' and doesn't take credit for creating anything.  God simply is.  Kinda like gravity only she's a fairly stacked strawberry-blond with a landing strip.

The concept of God generally attributed to the Christian world is a different matter.  The god of the bible, but actually all uni-gods with buildings and an employment hierarchy.  First the idea of "one god instead of many" had to take root, then someone figured out how to capitalize on that idea.  Once you capitalize you naturally want to monopolize, so you convince people to do things they normally wouldn't for the good of the company.  Church.  I meant "for the good of the church and the God-story the church sold you".

Jesus (aka 'the original hippie') may have believed his story.  Many chronic hallucinators do.  His followers probably believed them too.  He, of course, was not the first uni-God believer.  He borrowed the entire idea from the religion he was born into and added a new twist: I'm they guy they told was was awesome ... and my Mom wasn't sleeping with the mailman.  Eventually though we're all humans and we all want "stuff".  More of it than yesterday no matter what our needs amount to, or the needs of our fellow man.  We might offer a bit of what we have and feel good about it, but we do that only when it doesn't risk our collection of stuff.  Organized religion is like that only they don't pay property taxes.  And probably not income taxes either.  And they dress funny.

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Re: Is There a God?
« Reply #2 on: 10 October 2010, 08:07:45 »
I choose to "worship Satan".  Satan was the bad kid who was thrown down and disowned and has no relationship with his family anymore simple because he was proud of what he could do by himself.  If there isnt a story I could sympathize with more than that I dont know what is.
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Re: Is There a God?
« Reply #3 on: 10 October 2010, 15:40:14 »
Sorry I am yet to believe that I am a monkey, although I do call the boy, the monkey. But his climbing skills are top notch for a two yr old..lol. Until I see two giraffes eff and make an elephant baby I am not convinced ;)
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Re: Is There a God?
« Reply #4 on: 10 October 2010, 16:10:06 »
Will this person be attending the march to keep Fear alive by chance?
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Re: Is There a God?
« Reply #5 on: 11 October 2010, 09:54:14 »
NO GODS NO MASTERS



And good point about Satan, he got a bad break.  God's Golden Boy, he would do anything for God except bow to Man.  I don't blame him.  The best way to "worship Satan" is of course to love yourself, and be proud.
I fail in that aspect lol

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Re: Is There a God?
« Reply #6 on: 11 October 2010, 14:12:22 »
Sorry I am yet to believe that I am a monkey, although I do call the boy, the monkey. But his climbing skills are top notch for a two yr old..lol. Until I see two giraffes eff and make an elephant baby I am not convinced ;)

Obviously youve never seen a Lerner and Rowe commercial.  Pretty much video footage of one evolutionary step backwards
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Re: Is There a God?
« Reply #7 on: 11 October 2010, 17:02:11 »
Sorry I am yet to believe that I am a monkey, although I do call the boy, the monkey. But his climbing skills are top notch for a two yr old..lol. Until I see two giraffes eff and make an elephant baby I am not convinced ;)

Obviously youve never seen a Lerner and Rowe commercial.  Pretty much video footage of one evolutionary step backwards

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Re: Is There a God?
« Reply #8 on: 11 October 2010, 23:03:47 »
Great now their stood ass jingle is playing in my head!

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Re: Is There a God?
« Reply #9 on: 11 October 2010, 23:54:18 »
Great now their stood ass jingle is playing in my head!

hehehe... your phone...
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Re: Is There a God?
« Reply #10 on: 11 October 2010, 23:59:44 »
" Look, I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was: "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehova!".
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Re: Is There a God?
« Reply #11 on: 12 October 2010, 04:50:21 »
Great now their stood ass jingle is playing in my head!

hehehe... your phone...

Omg lol I'm swyping and not proofing lol

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Re: Is There a God?
« Reply #12 on: 12 October 2010, 09:29:52 »
Great now their stood ass jingle is playing in my head!

hehehe... your phone...

Omg lol I'm swyping and not proofing lol

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Re: Is There a God?
« Reply #13 on: 13 October 2010, 19:26:54 »
I am scared of you people.

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Re: Is There a God?
« Reply #14 on: 13 October 2010, 22:47:17 »
33 miners were rescued today.
Yea, I think there is a god..

Iran's president was in Lebabnon today at the Israeli border. Both sides spewed hatred boyond hatred.

I guess you have to weigh things out a bit.

Me? I think you have to take responsability for yourself. Maybe that is god?

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I know what I know if you know what I mean
Philosophy is a talk on cereal box
religion Is a smile on a dog
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