Janet Napalitano, Director of Homeland Security, has promised that the next census will be much simpler. DHS will scan your hard drive and your DVR. They will then send you a completed form telling you how many people live in your house, where they work, where they shop, what they watch on TV, who they voted in on American Idol, and whether or not they believe in Jesus. You will be asked to sign the form and return it. That's simple.